Wool, Wes and Wallabies
Zeez eeez wot One shows when One cannot show tea cosies.
'Tis a Vest of Many Colours. Perhaps TOO many colours. One might need sunglasses to wear it.
The Bloke's citrus orchard needs be fenced against the munch-inations of this fine fellow, usually only evidenced by the denuded leaves of favourite bushes and pellets of poo left like pressies on dusty rocks.